it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
