I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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