my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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