They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
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