shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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