Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
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