idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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