i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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