Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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