Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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