You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
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hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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