I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
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Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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