So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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