just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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