walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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