Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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