You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
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I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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