everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
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