Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i need an iv and a liver transplant
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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