No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
My ass is underappreciated
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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