you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
