Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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