i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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