So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I checked into jail on foursquare
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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