I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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