we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
