So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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