life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
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Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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