so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
As shirtless as possible
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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