My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
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He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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