Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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