hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
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I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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