ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I party with great urgency now.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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