I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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