They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
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Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
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