so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
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We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
When did angry sex become our thing?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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