Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
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Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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