Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
