For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
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Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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