do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Randomize
