bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
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I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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