My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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