just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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