She just used a chaser for red wine.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
