so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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