how can u be prego again
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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