white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
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As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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