Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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