This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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