I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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