I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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