CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
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and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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