He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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