Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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