Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
wow bdsm is so cute
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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